Archive for the ‘Ramblings’ Category
Food, Sex, and Food & Sex
I’m hungry and horny, so naturally I’m thinking about food and sex. At first I was just thinking about food and thinking about sex, but my mind tends to combine things (which is how things like “cheesebear” and “assbutt” turn into my personal, favorite insults) so now I’m thinking about food and sex and at [...]
Stages of Gay
Recently, one of my favorite episodes of Will & Grace was on. It was the hour-long Thanksgiving episode where the audience finds out how Will came out to Grace. There are a lot of really great lines–Karen’s are fucking classic–but what stuck out to me was a line that teenaged-Jack had to pre-homo Will: ”You’re [...]
Let’s Talk Lube
Recently, I’ve been thinking about lube. I’ll be honest: I have no idea what the best lube is, and, were you to put me in charge, I’d run out and get a tube of K-Y. I’m guessing that my lack of knowledge lies in the fact that I mostly top and pretty much just saying [...]
Fame After Porn?
I’ve often wondered if porn stars could become successful after they’ve been seen doing it all on camera. For women, especially Playboy Bunnies, it doesn’t seem that difficult, but hardcore porn is a different element, especially when you add “gay” in front of it. My guess is that things are going to start to change, [...]
How old can a guy be and still be fuckable?
There’s a photographer named Michael Stokes who’s known for shooting porn stars like Landon Conrad—with pre-cum pouring out of his cock. His shots are sexy and glamorous, and I found out that some of the guys are over 40. There’s one man on his website who’s 50-plus, very muscular, full-frontal nude with a massive hard-on. [...]
Bone Appetit
In my life I have done a lot of masturbating. I mean, a lot of masturbating. For one, I review gay paysites and sometimes I have to mix business with pleasure. For another, I try not to put out on the first date, so I tend to go home with some epic blue balls because [...]
Where do pornstars come from?
Does anyone know where porn stars come from? Yes, that was supposed to sound funny, but I honestly have no idea. I’ve read about guys getting “discovered,” but they can’t all be found that way. I know that Dean Phoenix was approached at a bar by a recruiter, and that Chris Rockway was found on [...]
The Quality of Being Gay
I’m about to turn 30. In the normal world, this isn’t necessarily cause for alarm. However in my world–the gay world–I may as well start looking into assisted living homes, buying stock in adult diapers and developing a love for old Matlock reruns and eating dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon. In our culture, the [...]
Top Ten Dicks In Porn?
I don’t know if anyone saw this article in The Sword, but I ate it up—almost literally. Naturally, I was embarrassed, only because I didn’t recognize half of these cocks. And, of course, I had to weigh in, think about it, share it with friends, and make up my own list. Number ten was that [...]
Sleeping With Friends
I have a lot of gay friends, a lot of male gay friends, and a lot of really cute gay male friends. I’d say I’ve slept with 75 percent of them. When I tell my female friends about that statistic, they think I’m nuts (no pun intended). For whatever reason, they don’t understand how I [...]
