Top Ten Dicks In Porn?
I don’t know if anyone saw this article in The Sword, but I ate it up—almost literally. Naturally, I was embarrassed, only because I didn’t recognize half of these cocks.
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And, of course, I had to weigh in, think about it, share it with friends, and make up my own list. Number ten was that amazing “James Dean with a Wad” Landon Conrad, who’s not only the prettiest man in porn, with the prettiest hair, but he also has the prettiest cock on the planet. I think it was rigged—he should have been number one. Although on a side note, have you heard him get fucked? There’s a Falcon video out, “Hot Property,” in which he bottoms. It’s great to look at, but do yourself a favor and turn the sound off. He’s one of whom the lord did not intend to speaketh when getting fucked up the butteth.
So they have a couple of really gorgeous cocks on the list—the one who really, ahem, stands out, is Tony Buff (yowza!). I don’t know if I’ve ever seen any of his videos, but I certainly know what I want for Christmas next year. And I’m Jewish.
But where is Cody Cummings? Did they leave him and his gorgeous horse-size cock off the list cause he’s gay-for-pay? My God that dick could be a GPS device—turn it on and everyone comes to you. Then again, lately it’s his ass that’s been taking all the directions. And what about Chris Rockway, whose cock looks like the rest of him, molded out of Greek God clay?
I would imagine the guys who create these lists have to find new names, or else it would be boring. After all, how many times can George Clooney be the “Sexiest Man Alive”?
But the odd choice was number one, Travis James. There’s something very “earthy” about Travis’s look that I’ve always liked. He’s kind of like a “regular guy.” He’s not overly buffed, he doesn’t have a bunch of Ink, and he doesn’t come across as un-reachable. He actually seems like someone who’d go to my gym.
But in all the times I’ve seen him perform, I’ve never once really noticed his dick. After looking at the photos that went with the story, I did notice it had a unique charm to it. And it certainly doesn’t have a generic look—kind of looks like a very buffed eel.
But, no, I wouldn’t have put him on that list. All I can think is he must have fucked someone to get that title ;)
-David
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