Archive for the ‘Stephen’s posts’ Category
What’s your Sexual Bucket List?
So, okay. This is going to be entirely self-serving and possibly a little TMI, but whatever. You’re on a website that reviews gay porn. Everything here is too much information, so deal with it. Anyway, here goes: There are lots of different types of guys I’d like to fuck in my lifetime. First, let’s forego [...]
I Need Christian Wilde Inside Me
Okay, so, Christian Wilde. Good Lord, Christian Wilde. You might not know his name, but if I described him to you, you’d know who I was talking about. You’d be like “Oh, he’s on this one website!” And then your friend would be like, “No, he’s on this other website.” And then I’d be like, [...]
Saturday Night in Gay Man’s Land: Post Club
Have you read Pre-Club & At The Club? 1. Get in the cab before the straggling gays on the sidewalk who couldn’t find a piece in the club try to bribe you with a roofie colada. 2. Tell your flame dame that the drink they’re offering is a roofie colada and pull her into the cab [...]
Saturday Night in Gay Man’s Land: At the Club
…Did you read Saturday Night in Gay Man’s Land, Pre-Club? 1. Flirt with the bouncer. 2. Try not to act pissy when flirting with the bouncer doesn’t get you free admission. 3. Try not to complain that the orange wristband they give you to prove you’re older than 21 clashes with your skin tone. 4. [...]
My “Sex And The City” Moment
So I boarded this train about seven years too late, but recently I started watching the TV series “Sex And The City”. I have to admit, it’s pretty good, even if Sarah Jessica Parker kind of looks like a mutant horse every now and then, and nobody in the history of the world can figure [...]
Saturday Night in Gay Man’s Land, Pre-Club
1. Spend three hours in the gym. That’s 50 minutes of cardio, 75 minutes of strength training, 15 minutes of stretching and 40 minutes of cruising the locker room/showers. 2. Nap. The only thing yawning will do is let guys know what your face will look like when you’re on your knees. 3. Eat a [...]
A Homo of a Different Color
I love the kitchen, a lot. I’m the type of homo that dreams of his perfect kitchen: they layout, the design, the color, the appliances, all that good stuff. But most importantly, the food. I love to cook. I love to bake. Being a scientist at heart (and no, I don’t mean a homo-ologist), I [...]
Dear Kermit: It ain’t easy being rainbows, either
I bet it’s easy to be straight. I mean, duh, of course it’s easy being straight in a gay man’s eyes. Serious stuff notwithstanding–the right to get married, spousal health benefits, the ability to hold hands and kiss in public without fear of being hate crimed–I bet there’s just a lot of tiny little stuff [...]
Biceps and Abs and Pecs, oh my!
I’ve got a bone to pick with Out Magazine and The Advocate. Yes, I subscribe to both magazines and yes, I read both magazines (for the articles, I swear!). However, when I read these magazines, I tend to get kinda pissed off. I mean, the content is fine and everything and the articles are really [...]
