Enough with the Ink, Already!
Tattooed Rocco Giovanni for My Brother's Hot Friend on Suite 703
Everywhere I look these days, I see tattoos. And not just one or even two. Tons. Tattoos on legs, backs, shoulders, and necks! Cody Cummings has “Family” written across that gorgeous neck of his. Every time I see him jerking off, I can’t help but wonder if it hurt having that thing done—certainly couldn’t hurt less than finally taking it up the hoo-ha. Maybe next time someone says they’d like to drill him, he should consider the “other” option.
On Randy Blue, that gorgeous Richard Pierce dude has one all across his left shoulder. He’s so damn hot, and has one of the most amazing bodies in porn. And the thing is, I want to look at his flesh, not his artwork. What’s up with all the illustrations? We’ve heard it said a hundred times before, but what in the world are these guys gonna look like when they’re 50? 60? Do you think they consider that when they go in for their fifth butt tattoo?
Worse, go on any of the really amateur porn sites, and you’ll see guys who look they own and operate tattoo galleries. The minute I see a tattoo on a man’s cock I’m going to have to stop watching gay porn.
Over ten years ago, piercing was all the rage. When I would hit Fire Island or P-Town, I’d see guys with piercings everywhere. For the most part, it was way too much, and within a couple of seasons all those guys got rid of the holes. There’s a difference. You can’t just wake up one day and say, “nope, I’m not gonna wear my tattoo today.” It’s there, and, apparently, very difficult and painful to remove.
So dudes, porn dudes, do me a favor and lighten up on the tattoos. I want to see your own beautiful body, not the work of a back alley artist.
-David
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