Dancing with the Gay Stars
Okay, I can’t believe that after 13 seasons people are still willing to watch that heaping piece of garbage Dancing with the Stars. I mean I am a reality junkie, but this show is really cheesy and sappy and poorly produced, and having to listen to Tom Bergeron try to come up with quick quips over and over again is not just sad, it is painful. BUT, the rest of the world seems to love it so when the new season was announced I had to tune into see what C-level “celebrities”, and I use that word sparingly, the show came up with.
As per usual most of them I have never heard of like Kristen Cavallari, Ron Artest, Elisabetta Canalis, J.R. Martinez, and Hope Solo (okay, I do know who Hope is, but I don’t care). The rest are either really gay like Carson Kressley, and Nancy Grace (I don’t care what anyone says, she is a lezbo). Formerly gay, like Chaz Bono, or should be gay like Chynna Phillips, David Arquette, Ricki Lake, and especially Rob Kardashian (come on Rob, you are the only acceptable Kardashian there is). In other words it is gonna be a gay ole’ show no matter how you slice it. The only way I would watch it is if they brought that train wreck Macy Gray back for another semi lucid twirl around the dance floor.
-Dylan
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