Why I Don’t Like Twinks
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If you’ve read any of my blogs or paysite reviews, there’s one thing that should be painfully obvious: I don’t like twinks. That is to say, I am not attracted to twinks. I mean, yes, there’s been the occasional twink where I’m like, “Woof, let’s go” but for the most part, I’ll pass on the twink section of the man buffet. There’s heartier meat to devour.
Unfortunately, I get a lot of flak from my friends because they don’t get my distaste (which, if I can address something for a second, just pisses me off, like I don’t rag on you because you thought that guy with the wandering eye was hot, so don’t question me just because I don’t like twinks) which leads into fights and arguments and yeah, that might be exacerbated by all the champagne (because we’re classy when we talk about sexing). So here I am, sober, ready to tell you why I don’t like twinks.
First of all, I’m 6’2″ and 180 pounds. I mean, there’s a whole lot of Stephen going on here. And I like a guy who doesn’t look like he’s going to snap like a twig if I climb on top of him. Now I know there are those twinks who are a lot stronger than they look, but I like a man who could pick me up and fuck me while standing. TMI? IDC. Plus, that body top generally makes me think of younger guys, and I like for my guys to be experienced. Read: older than 12.
Ultimately, I feel like twinks think that they’re the shit, just because they’re “young” and “thin” and “cute”. All those skinny little bitches get a big head and think they’re better than everyone else, and I just hate that. They put no effort into anything and just let guys flock to them. I know what you’re thinking: ”Oh, clearly this pissy fag has been turned down by twinks in the past, so he’s just insulting twinks to feel better. Fatass.” First of all: No. I have never been attracted to twinks before, ergo I’ve never tried to get a twink, ergo I’ve never been rejected by a twink. So shut up. Second of all: Watch twink porn and you’ll see what I mean. Look at their faces while they fuck: they’re always “pretty”.
Now, I’ve seen a lot of porn and I’ve had a lot sex, to the point where I know that when sex is good? It’s ugly. It’s ugly and it’s nasty and it’s sweaty and it’s dirty. No one makes pretty faces. If you’re making pretty faces, you’re not committed to sex. Now watch twink porn and you’ll see: they’re always focused on being pretty, whether they’re topping or bottoming. That’s not what I want. If I’m putting 100% of effort into sex, just completely losing myself in it? You damn well better be too. Don’t fake it, fuck it.
-Stephen
And that’s why I don’t like twinks.
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