Let’s Talk Fisting
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Okay, let’s just jump right in: fisting? Who invented fisting? Why did they invent fisting? What is it about fisting that gets people off? When did fisting sound like it would be a good idea? Where did the idea for fisting come from? How does a fist fit inside of a colon?!
*inhale*
Now that I’ve gotten that out, let me start over with a clear head and paint a picture. One day, Little Johnny Sonofabitch was sitting around with his best friend, Tommy Mofo, and they started fooling around like guys tend to do. There was some kissing, some groping, some oral sex. Tommy got a little forward and put his dick in Johnny’s asshole and they fucked for awhile and it was all good. But then one of them says, “You know what would be awesome? This fist in this asshole.” Where does that come from?
In the gay community there is, obviously, an obsession with size. Bigger isn’t always better, but sometimes it just is. It’s perverse, this need to see bigger and bigger cocks going somewhere that doesn’t really look like it could accommodate a baseball bat (but it can, and that’s why the human body is so magnificent, because the anal sphincter can stretch wide enough for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s forearm). But at what point is it too much? I’m guessing, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s forearm.
I don’t want to harsh anyone’s buzz. Far be it from me to tell someone what they can or cannot do in bed. However, there are some things you just cannot come back from. Ask anyone woman who’s given birth. Hell, ask Susan Dugger. You think that her vagina is still fresh and tight as a daisy after 20 kids have just strolled right on out? No, it’s not, because even though the human body is amazing, it’s not that amazing. All you fistees? Your ass isn’t just going to snap back into shape. It’s going to require some work. And even with that work, it will probably never, ever be what it was before. And do you want to walk around your entire life with your asshole dilated to 10 centimeters? What happens when the power to control your bowels disappears and you need a colostomy bag, all because you’ve had a few dozen fists digging around up in there?
That said: nice work if you can get it. More power to you big, fisting bottoms. You are much manlier than I will ever be. But on the flipside? My asshole is tighter than a brand new rubber band, and that’s just the way my man likes it.
But, if you have any advice on fisting? Hit me up. So to speak.
-Stephen
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