- First Impression
Barrett Long, your host and sex object, is sitting in an armchair, pipe in hand. Next to him is an old stand up television set. On XXX Amateur Hour, the videos are called “Episodes” and the different speeds are linked in the shape of theater stubs. If you’re wondering what the appeal of XXX Amateur Hour is, besides those graphics, it’s Long, who’s earned that title. The man has an enormous cock, and he’s the featured model. A good 90 percent of the clips feature him getting sucked off by some handsome dude (and a couple of known porn stars), and it’s a site to behold. He gets around to fucking his boys, and—let’s just say I hope they’re severely lubed. Long himself is handsome and sexy, if not an all-out muscle jock. - Navigation
The site is well organized, and there’s also not a lot of content to confuse you. There’s the homepage, the Episodes, the Memoirs (his fun blog), the live shows featuring other models, the DVD store, and the photo sets. Everything is laid out in front of you, and you don’t get any annoying ads popping out in front of your face. I can’t imagine anyone getting lost on XXX Amateur Hour unless they’re hoping to find an actual TV show. -
- Content
The photos are plentiful and the quality is extremely professional. The videos themselves are very amateur in quality. They’re blurry, with dull lighting and duller sets. Long, when he’s on, talks to the camera a lot (very funny) while he’s getting sucked off, and always keeps up a talk-show host image. Think a hotter David Letterman getting blown under the desk and you’ll get the idea. There’s so much irony on this site that, if you’re not hard, it’s because you’re laughing too hard. On an unfortunate note, there’s no downloading here, just two streaming speeds. Also, the update schedule seems iffy. There are new videos about once a month, and if you start reading the blog you’ll soon realize the last entry was in 2010. While the videos are quite long for this type of site (about 30 minutes) it works here. Long can spend a good 20 minutes getting sucked, and you can spend a good 20 minutes watching his different positions. The material is exclusive to the larger network. -
- Guys and Sex
The other guys tend to look a lot like Long, with slightly beefy bodies. There’s not a lot of thin guys or really hairy guys or guys belonging to any other niche. I didn’t find one man who looked like he was 12, nor did I find one man who looked like he’d ever be a star at Raging Stallion. The sex is pretty hot to watch—and, if you’re like most guys, you’ll be watching Long. His balls look like they belong on a bull, and it’s even daunting watching these guys take his dick in their mouth. He’s uncut, and when he fucks, he doesn’t hold back. (Like I said, hope there’s lots of lube in these parts.) His men are total bottoms who seem to love it as much as he does, and that makes it all the more enticing. This isn’t one of those sites where the models squirm or seem unprepared. And Long fucks them for a very long time. After awhile it’s difficult to decide who’s the more impressive performer. -
- Value
The product is great, and original. Thing is, you’re not getting a whole lot of porn on this site, so choose wisely. I love the blog, and hope that Long starts to update it more. There are the lives shows, but the real bonus is that it’s part of Dirty Bird Pictures, which is going to also give you access to sites like ActiveDuty.com and MyStraightBuddy.com, both of which are pretty popular on their own. -
- Overall Impression
XXX Amateur Hour is a funny, clever, hot site featuring a guy with an enormous dick getting sucked and fucking lots of hot bottoms. For what it does, it succeeds extremely well. On the downside, there’s no downloading, and there’s not much content. (For the record, the streaming works great.) This is one of those sites that falls into the category of “I hope it improves and expands because it’s got a lot of potential.” In the meantime, there are very active bonus sites attached. -
- Bottom Line
XXX Amateur Hour is an irreverent porn site featuring a man with a huge cock and lots of very happy bottoms. There’s not a lot of content, but what you get is first rate and there are some nice bonus sites attached. -
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