- First Impression
People say that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, that it's what's inside that counts. Well that's all fine and good, but if I look at a book, I need it to look like something I'll want to pick up. There has to be something that makes it intriguing enough for me to look inside, whether it be the title, the author or the cover art. Something has to pique your interest.
CockyBoys.com piques my interest. A lot. The guest's homepage is simple, but says a lot. Within "Cocky Boys", the first "o" has devil horns and the second "o" has a halo. In the brief slide show of guys, every single one of them has tattoos which right away has something piqued. And they're all hot. I don't know how that happened, but I'm excited for it. Excited enough that I want to go further.
Upon logging in, I want to jizz just for the hell of it and I'll tell you why in a bit. I want to slog through the bad parts first. The members homepage is just a little cluttered. The design is good; a basic back black drop with some shading makes the recent updates and coming soon updates really pop. And that's about all the bad things I'll say. The good things I'll say is that when those updates pop? They pop. There's so much here that catches my eye it's like I'm in a library where every book is perfectly designed to make you pick it up. Never before have I wanted to watch so many videos.
As far as video content, my mind is just blown. Clicking on a video starts the movie streaming right away, but there are actually options for the streaming including small, medium, large HD, iPhone and iPad. Usually I'm just happy to see that a website offers streaming, and Cocky Boys provides it in spades. But like a Ron Popeil infomercial, there's more! The full movie can be downloaded in 4 different formats (flash mp4, mp4, Quicktime and WMV) AS WELL AS in varying degreey sof quality, with all four categories having a hi-def download. I'm just like…what is this witchcraft? Additionally, each video has "On Set Images" which are original photo content from the video shoot, as well as Screen Grabs, which are pretty self explanatory.
Sadly, photos don't get the same innumerable treatment. Click on a photo set and watch it in a DIY slideshow and that's about it. Lame, to be sure, but why are you bothering with photos when you've got so many video download options?
- Guys and Sex
And the content…my God the content. I have so many things I can say and I just don't know where to start. Let's start here: I don't mix business with pleasure. That is, when I'm reviewing paysites, I don't really get off on them. I log on, I review, I log off, and then I go to some other website to get off. Cocky Boys is the first site where I've had to take a break in the middle of the review to get off--to the material on the site. Out of all the sites I've reviewed, Cocky Boys simply has, for me, the best content. These guys fuck and they fuck hard. Every single guy is gorgeous in some way. I they're not conventionally attractive, than they're rough-and-tumble attractive. If they're not rough-and-tumble attractive, then they fuck like beasts and that just makes them hot. And if they don't fuck like beasts, then they're not on this site, simple as that. Even when the content isn't great, it's still better than most other sites out there. If you're able to pull yourself away, check out the models page and find some of your favorites. There's a quick bio written by the site originator for each model and some vital stats. Check out a couple of my favorites: Andrew Blue, who bottoms like it's his job (which, I guess, it kind of is) and Sebastian Young who is tattooed within an inch of his life and pounds it out like no one's business. Also Phenix, who's one of those guys who isn't conventionally attractive until he starts fucking. And then…cheese and rice, he's hot.
Extra features are pretty minimal. Some unnecessary blogs and links to Studmall DVD store, CockyBoys Video on Demand and CockyBoys Live Chat. But honestly, this doesn't even matter. The value of Cocky Boys is found entirely in its main content.
- Bottom Line
Some minor navigational clutters aside, CockyBoys.com is the best paysite I've seen in…well, ever. That's the best thing I can say about it. Go get your subscription now.