- First Impression
I’m gonna go ahead and say this: fraternities are gay. I don’t mean “gay” like “stupid”. I mean “gay” like “I’m going to put my dick in your hairy, male ass.” That kind of gay. I’ve always thought that there had to have been something going on in those big, Roman houses, other than the beer-drenched parties that inevitably lead to some kind of arrest (which inevitably leads to some other kind of porn genre). With that, there’s a heightened sense of desire: traditionally, fraternity brothers are “hot” and “ripped” and inevitably smell like Axe body spray (which to me has always smelled like asshole and date rape anyway) and the majority of them are “straight.” So the idea of them going at each other is, well…hot.
The site design for Haze Him is pretty simple and neutrally appealing (it’s neither good nor bad…it just is). This simplicity makes the site easy to navigate; however, the simplicity also makes the site kind of boring (yes, I get the inherent irony in wanting more out a porn site than the porn, but sometimes I want something a little more than a thumbnail with a description link underneath). As far as aesthetic goes, there’s not much to it. Fake black brick background with a red header. Easy as creampie.
The videos themselves…Lord, where to start? If the site is to be believed—and I believe it—these videos are actually sent from real fraternities around the country. If that’s true, some of these guys are incredibly desperate to join a fraternity. Despite my big gay homosexuality, I wouldn’t be caught dead wrestling in jello to rip my opponent’s underwear off and, if I lost, drinking a wineglass full of cum. Nor would I be likely to eat a chocolate cookie that’s been iced with cum (and I’m really, really not making that up). Because these are videos sent in from real people at real fraternities, the quality of the videos represent that: they’re shaky, a bit blurry at times, but all of that helps to enhance the seediness one might imagine from such a website. With each video, the viewer has the option of watching the full-length film streaming directly from the website, or picking out video clips and watching them also stream from the website.
- Guys and Sex
The videos are surprisingly erotic. At times, the videos are a little uncomfortable: some of the language used by the fraternity brothers, some of the actions that are taken…any sensible person would be concerned about the reason behind consent, or with standard hazing laws set forth by the National Panhellenic Council. But a horny person, who wants to see good ol’ traditional American fun turn into something nasty and naughty is going to be able to look past drunken frat boys yelling out, “Look at the faggots!” and focus on what’s really important: heterosexual dick penetrating heterosexual ass. Which, really, is kind of hot, even when the guys are wincing in pain, gagging as they suck dick, or flinching when they get cum all over them. In a way, it kind of feels like the gays are getting the power back.
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Unfortunately…that’s about it. HazeHim.com seems to be a fledgling porn site with very little video volume and a complete lack of photos. Despite this, the site does its best to make sure it updates every week. If that trend continues, then in a couple of months this site could be slammin’. But at the moment, it’s limited to eleven videos.
- Bottom Line
Give Haze Him a couple of months to expand on their video quantity, and the site will become unstoppable.