- First Impression
Once upon a time, I had a friend I'll call Rooster. Although he wasn't conventionally attractive, there was something about Rooster that made me want his mouth all over me. The chances of this happening were pretty slim, though, because Rooster was a raging heterosexual. However, that didn't stop me from trying. I wasn't serious about any of it, it was always just a joke, but on more than one account I tried to get Rooster to at least make out with me (and may have once told him, "My ass is basically a vagina"). The farthest I ever got with Rooster was the day he decided to make sweet, sweet mouth love to my ear. Yes, Rooster made out with my ear. I know it sounds gross, but it was hot.
I bring this up because gay boys have been trying to romance straight boys for years. It's a time honored tradition, and such is the concept behind the Bait Bus. If you've dabbled at all in internet porn, you've heard of this website. A van--filled with a driver, videographer, hot girl and gay guy--drives around a city looking for susceptible straight guys who are running late for school, just finished a workout, are walking home from the grocery store or whatever generic porn construct you can think of. They pick the straighty up and through a delicate dance of boobs, blindfolds and money, convince the guy to fuck the homo. When all is said and done, and the straight guy thinks he's going to get the girl and some cash, the van dumps him and drives off, with those in the van cackling their fool heads off.
BaitBus.com has recently undergone a much-needed site navigation revamp. Always easy to navigate, the site has just rebuilt itself; they have the technology. In addition to a traditional home page, you can also browse by videos or by guys. In what is perhaps my favorite feature of any porn site ever, there is a section where one can search for videos based on guys body type, or search for videos based on type of porn (i.e. amateur, Asian, facial, etc.) or alphabetically, by first name. I don’t know about you, but that blows me away. One thing the site still needs to work on, perhaps, are the preview pictures for the videos. While the thumbnails have become bigger, the video pictures on the members page still feature the bottom more often than not. If you were searching for that nerdy-looking college graduate who looks like he could be dirty in all the right ways, you're going to have to do a bit of investigating to find his video (p.s. Find his video...it's hot as hell). Additionally, it’s much easier to search through the site’s illustrious 10 year-history when there’s a section where the videos are categorized by year. Finally, the site has added Live Guy webcams, which…yes. Yes.
The videos at BaitBus.com are pretty awesome, for being filmed in a moving vehicle (I doubt whoever invented the Steadicam thought it would be used like this, but you live, you learn). The pictures are crisp and clear and the colors are nice and vibrant. Within each video you decide to watch, you can select a few different options. If all you want out of your visit is to look at the pictures of Jake Lyons getting his ass pounded by Cameron Marshall, there's a link for that. If you want to watch the entire movie, there's a link for that. And hell, if you want to skip all the treacle and the convincing and just get to the fourth act, there's a link for that. You can choose between downloading the movie or watch it stream online, though watching it stream online doesn't allow you to search through the video for the good parts.
- Guys and Sex
The guys at Bait Bus are usually hit, but occasionally miss. Bottoms from the earlier years of Bait Bus were kind of questionable; this generation's bottoms are much, much hotter (specifically Jake Lyons...that guy can take a dick like no one's business). The same can be said for the new tops. However Bait Bus selects their men, they do a good job of doing it. The tops are hot and diverse; you can find your share of twinks, bears, muscle men, Latinos, black guys...they're all here.
And boy, do they all fuck. Often, the tops adopt a sort of "hate fuck" mentality, as if they're thinking "I don't want to do this, but I'm going to show this silly little homo what happens when you fuck with a straight man." This style of fucking is, I'm ashamed to admit, rather hot (look, I know it shouldn't be hot, and I should be up at arms at the way the bottoms are treated, but dammit, it's hot). Where the fucking gets kind of boring is when the tops take a "I'm just going to lay back and let this happen" point of view. If the tops look bored, how am I supposed to enjoy it?
In addition to all of these normal sessions, viewers also get access gay paysite reviews so that you can further educate yourself on the particulars of porn. Additionally, members of Bait Bus get special rates at some affiliated websites, including It's Gonna Hurt, Alpha Male Fuckers and Haze Him.
- Bottom Line
Where do I sign up as bait?