- First Impression
The first thing to note about GloryholesAndHandjobs.com is that the site name only gives away half of the site. Obviously, this site is all about glory holes and handjobs. I mean, that's pretty obvious. But visiting the guest home page, you'll find that it's all 100% interracial bareback sex. Which is also kind of confusing, because is it about glory holes and handjobs or is it about interracial bareback sex? I suppose that's what we'll find out.
- Navigation
The site design is pretty interesting and eye-catching. The background is black and all the accents are brick red and slate gray. It definitely gives it that secretive, back alley feel that glory holes should have. Logging in, the black background stays as does the header, but there's little other site design. In this case, it actually works. A lot of the sets for the videos have a red backdrop and this makes them really pop off the screen. And since the videos are prominently displayed right there on the home page, they're definitely the first things you'll see. Clunking up the navigation, the video updates on the home page are actually just the videos. There's no link you go to in order to visit them. You just start watching them right then and there. It's handy but it's also cluttered, a double-edged sword. The rest of the navigation is fairly simple, but since it's all crowded together at the top and the left side of the page due to the video updates, it contributes to the clutter. -
- Content
Just because the videos are all right there on the front page doesn't mean they're static. On the contrary, the videos can be sorted in a few different ways, from newest scene to highest rating. Additionally, the site also allows members to view the videos based on their own rating or based on videos they haven't rated yet. It's a cool little feature that lets you watch what you like the best or find new things you haven't watched yet. Of course, you can also favorite your videos and find those later. The videos themselves can be streamed right on the page (i.e. without having to navigate to a new page) in medium or big nitrate high definition. Also, the videos can be downloaded in their entirety in medium or hi def, or scene by scene in medium definition. These are WMV files. The photos, which are high resolution screen caps, can be downloaded as a zip file. -
- Guys and Sex
The videos themselves are a bit inconsistent in their entertainment value. I attribute this to the white guys, not the black guys. The black guys bring the goods that the site is trying to sell: big black dicks. Additionally, each of the black guys seems to be ripped and really perform well in the videos (when you can see their bodies, that is; when they're behind the glory holes you have to judge them solely on their cocks and, well…they have them and they're big, so check). The white guys, though…they're a bit scrawny and sometimes just plain ugly. The scrawniness I can see and accept: it makes them look smaller in comparison to the black guys and feed into the whole power trip at play here. The fact that the white guys are the subs is hot, and so the body size need to reflect that. However, like I said, sometimes the white guys are just…not as hot. In the face, I mean. And since the majority of the time that's what your'e seeing, it's kind of a letdown. That said, there are some of the white guys who are crazy hot and I'd like to direct you to check out Luke Cross, because he's adorable. He looks like if Tom DeLong from Blink 182 and Adam Levine from Maroon 5 had a baby who really, really gets off on black cock. -
- Value
Bonus value at Glory Holes and Handjobs is pretty decent. The site is a member of the Dog Fart Network (which, ew, and I'll be saying DFN from here on out), which means that members have access to all of the sites in DFN. Of the twenty sites, however, many of them are straight paysites. They're still hot, they're just not exclusively gay. This also means that the model link includes profiles for all of the models in DFN, including the women. -
- Bottom Line
GloryHoles and Handjobs is a paysite that definitely has all the tools for success, it just needs to make those tools work together to create something. One thing that definitely needs to be focused on are the models. Find some more attractive white guys and let's see what happens. -
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