- First Impression
Only recently have I found myself to beginning to truly appreciate a nice ass. I’ve always been more of a guy who looked for someone with broad shoulders, solid arms and big, strong hands or someone with a big dick – what? I’m only human…I mean, I’m gay. Inherently, I’m going to be more interested in dick. Over the past six months or so, though, I’ve found myself waiting to check out guys until after they’ve walked past me, so I can get a good look at their derrieres. I think I’m surprised by this turn of events because I’m a bottom, and what’s a bottom going to do with an ass as well-rounded as a Rhodes Scholar from the Bronx? Well that’s the thing about the asses I’m seeing lately: I want to go to town on these asses. If not fuck them, I want to bury my face in their crack and motorboat to my heart’s content. I think I’ve even used the phrase “Bite that ass like an apple.” So imagine my utter delight when I got the chance to review JockButt.com. - Content
Okay, first of all, stop laughing at the website’s name. Yes, it’s funny, now move on. Move on to the gorgeous, tightly packed asses that populate the site. And oh, do they populate. Thank God the models are hot, because the videos are only just borderline. When watching the videos, you have entire one option: streaming it from the website. No downloads, no different streaming options, just online viewing. The videos are also pretty short as well, ranging anywhere from three to ten minutes. The quality of the videos is a little off, too. Sometimes, the cameras are zoomed in too close and the frame is too crowded: these guys have a lot of muscle and it’s hard to capture all of the in a tiny camera frame! The same goes for the photo galleries which can be viewed as a slide show, or by manually clicking through the pictures. Sometimes the pictures within the site are a little iffy: poorly lit, poorly staged, awkwardly posed… For all of these sections…Zoom out! Find new angles! Don’t just be built! Be more interesting! -
- Guys and Sex
The thing about going to a site that hails itself as Jock Butt is that the guys featured there are inevitable going to be tightly muscled, because, let’s face it, you don’t get a jock butt if you don’t work out. And if you work out solely to get a jock butt you’re an idiot, because who wants to have this perfectly shaped rump if the rest of you looks like Richard Simmons after a Hostess bender? This is not a complaint by any means. Often with porn sites, viewers search through video after video to find hot models, only to be mostly let down. At Jock Butt, all the models are beefed out (God, Johnny Cruise is practically 50% Kobe beef and I just want him to sit on my face and grind) and hot as hell.
The majority of the videos are solo session which is all good and well, but with perfectly created asses such as these, it would be nice to see more bubble-butt penetration. Additionally, very little peen is actually shown in the videos. While it’s nice to have all the focus on these delicious jock butts, it would also be nice to see what’s on the other side. After all, I’m first and foremost a dick man. And forgive me for being vulgar, with guys as hot as this, it’d be nice to see them covered in cum, occasionally. Even when there are two people in a video, the purpose of the video is “holy shit, abs” as opposed to “holy shit, your cock in my ass is making me see Mother Teresa.” -
- Value
The only unique aspect that Jock Butt has to offer (besides, you know, hot jocks with amazing asses) is the JockZine which is more of a superfluous blog than anything else. It’s fine, though, because the zine isn’t updated more than once every six months, anyway. -
- Bottom Line
JockButt.com is one of those websites that finds a gay niche and does its best to cash in on it. -
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