- First Impression
I don't know what pops into your head when you heard the word "juicy boys" but when I hear it, a big, plump, bite-able ass pops into my head and a boner pops into my pants (I've never really been an ass-man but lately, it's all I can pay attention to). Or possibly, I think of orange juice because I really like orange juice. What I was not expecting is to visit JuicyBoys.com and see, like…the biggest and beefiest men I've seen in my entire life. And a boner still popped into my pants. No, but really. I'll get into the guys later in the guys section. But a preview: they're fucking hot. So the actual purpose of Juicy Boys is to present "the hottest gay porn movies". That's all, really. It's incredibly generic, but so far it's working. - Navigation
The site design is awesome. At least, the guest homepage is. The very first thing you see when you enter the URL is a black background with red accents, white writing, and this beefed out guy and all I want him to do is lay on top of me. I could almost beat off to this. Going farther, much of the red goes away, but everything else stays the same: black background, white writing and as a result, all those fucking hot guys just pop right off the page. So to speak. Logging in, even the black background goes away and the site looks a bit more formulaic, which is disappointing. It was doing so well! The layout is simple enough, while actually looking a little busy now. The black background kind of anchored everything; this whiteness makes it look floaty and unfinished. Navigation is also simple, but in a good way: a task bar at the top takes you everywhere you need to go, with latest HD scenes, Currently Watched scenes and Today's DVDs all laid out on the page. -
- Content
Now the thing about these videos is that they're actual DVDs. Like, they are scenes from DVDs that you could go down to your local nudey store and purchase. Because of this, the videos aren't available for any download: you can stream scenes from the DVDs online, or you can download the link, but clicking on the downloaded file just opens the web page again. The DVDs are available for purchase and users can purchase credits which makes exclusive content available at reduced prices, but for you cheapskates like me: you're only streaming it. Also, there is no photo content but really, why would you want that from this site? There are scenes from movies from 80 different studios. -
- Guys and Sex
Now, those guys. Holy motherfucking shit, those guys. These are, quite literally, some of the hottest guys I've seen ever. Not just for paysites but, like, ever. I was looking through videos mentally counting how many I'd fuck and I honestly lost count. And God, can they fuck. When I review, I watch about 5 videos to get a taste. Sometimes I'll spot-watch five more. I may have actually looked through about 20 videos in their full-ness because damn. I've never gotten so horny while reviewing in my entire life. Of the videos I watched, the one I most recommend is "Punished" because as much as I hate to admit it, I like it a little rapey. -
- Value
There's not a whole helluva lot of bonus content, or so it seems at first. There's a link called "Bonus Channel" which actually features 281 pages of videos. Which is a lot of bonus videos! They are definitely worth checking out and add to the value of the site overall. -
- Bottom Line
JuicyBoys.com is definitely a surprise. A surprise well worth the price of admission. -
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