- First Impression
You know who's hot? Athletes. I mean duh, but really. Athletes are hot like woah. I mean, they kind of have to be, by most definitions. In order to perform at their best, they need to be in peak physical shape. I mean, look at the French rugby players and their calendar, where you see everything but peen. I mean, really. I mean. I…lost my train of thought. My point is, athletes work their asses of and as a result, they have amazing bodies.
Oh hi there, RuggerBugger.com. I didn't notice you come in, but I'm glad you're here. Rugger Bugger's tagline is "Sportsmen exposed from kick off to kits off," which makes very little sense, but if I get to see David Beckham's peen, I'm not complaining. And looking at the member's homepage--a simple white background with a couple rows of pictures of athletes--it looks like it's a distinct possibility. Rugger Bugger's mission statement tells me they're "100% committed to bringing [me] REAL sportsmen erotica" and I don't know if I can really handle what I might be seeing. - Navigation
Upon login, the site design changes. Now the background is all black, with kelly green accents. It doesn't seem quite right. It's not bad by any means, but…look. Consider this an open letter to all paysites: keep your site design similar. Don't start out with whites and reds on the guest page and switch to blacks and greens on the login page. Maybe it's some sort of deep meaning--red and white being the complete color opposite of green and black--but I highly doubt it. Mostly it's just confusing.
Site navigation is fairly simple, but I think it could be streamlined a bit better. There's a thin column for Rugger Bugger news and a bigger column for latest updates. Toward the bottom of the page are links to previous galleries. Additionally, there's an alphabetical listing, so if all you want are pictures of Alexandre Despaties giant wang encased in his Speedo, that's all you have to look at without sorting through 781 galleries. -
- Content
Rugger Bugger is certainly not lacking for pictures. Any scandalous picture you've ever seen or heard of involving athletes is on this site (which, let's be honest, is both convenient and a hindrance--while it's nice to have them all located in one easy spot, it's also easy to find them online). Those more than 20,000 pictures can be viewed online in a slideshow format, but there is no bulk download option. Videos on the site are rather few and far between, in comparison to the pictures, but that doesn't mean there aren't plenty. The 600+ that you find can be streamed online or downloaded in one format (WMV) and one speed/quality type only. -
- Guys and Sex
The guys are hot. I mean, that's rather obvious. The majority of athletes are. The great thing is, there is a wide variety of athletes on here. There are rugby players with their brute force and big, bulky muscles. There are gymnasts, with every single muscle defined to their utmost. There are lithe, lean soccer players. It's all on here for you to click on and drool over. While there's no sex (see my final comments), the mere curiosity that you might see something a little illicit is the draw to this site, and it gives it off in spades. -
- Value
No extra content. What, seeing Michael Phelps in the world's skimpiest speedo isn't enough? -
- Bottom Line
One thing to remember when coming to Rugger Bugger is that this is a softcore site. You're not going to find any guy-on-guy sex here, just some homoerotic touching between teammates. But sometimes, just the very idea of that indiscretion is all one needs to get off. If you're not that guy, consider Rugger Bugger some very sporty foreplay. -
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