- First Impression
Ahh, there is just something completely satisfying about watching other men jerk off together. Even without any contact or touching, there is a sexual tension that is almost palpable, and if you are watching it on DVD or on your computer screen and it is done right, you can feel like you are part of the action and will hopefully end up working up to your own personal release. StraightBoysJerkOff.com sounds fantastic in theory as you picture watching hungry straight boys who are longing to release their fat cocks and full balls from their pants in order to give you a great voyeuristic show. Again, in theory, the site should be amazingly hot and inspire a fantastic at home whacking session, but the site’s execution is pretty flat and will most likely leave you with a slight case of blue balls.
- Navigation
This is basic website making 101, with one of the most simplistic formats ever. The opening page allows you to view upcoming episodes and you can see what other members have chosen as their favorites. There are tabs that lead you to the bonus site and an episode tab that lets you see the entire library of StraighBoysJerkOff.com. The episodes are listed in reverse order starting with the oldest, which seemed odd to me at first, but then I noticed that most of the viewers favorites are also from four or five years ago. The reason seems to be that this is one of those rare sites that actually has gotten worse over time. The boys are less attractive now, and the site is organized differently, so the older episodes seem to be me enjoyable. The older models all come with a stats chart and a brief description of the scene. Over time, the site stopped doing the stats chart and description so once you click on the scene you want to see you are left with some shoddy screen grab images that will help you decide which clips you want to view. There are no search engines per say so the only way to navigate through the site is to go episode by episode. That’s pretty unfortunate considering the site is so simplistic. It seems like simple would be better, but not in this case. -
- Content
There are about 270 episodes so far on the site and new updates and men are added about once a week. The scenes can be streamed or downloaded in their entirety or as clips using WMV, Quicktime, or Real Player and they can be viewed in different sizes. Almost every scene takes place on an ill-lit bedroom set and starts out with the cameraman talking to the boys about various sexual stories and experiences. The picture and sound quality aren’t too bad, but the videographer should maybe lay off the bottle before he gets behind the camera. The picture is shaky and the angles are limited. Some of the earlier episodes have the man behind the camera talking the whole time which is a complete and utter hard-on killer. The sessions are solo, duos and a few threeways thrown in for some variety, but basically they are all pretty much the same and follow the same format. Jerk offs by their very nature are limited, so in order for a site to make them more exciting, different settings and unusual activities can help heighten the experience. StraightBoysJerkOff.com, unfortunately does not provide anything unusual or stimulating, so even though some of the models are pretty hot, the scenes are very stagnant. There are also “pictorials” that accompany each scene, but these do very little to enhance the site. They are basically unprofessional looking screen grabs that document the action. The images aren’t very well thought out and some of them actual make the boys look worse than they do on video. The site is easy to use and is Mac friendly, and there is a lot of material so its certainly not all bad, but there are some many other jerk off sites out there that have better content making “not that bad” seem not good enough. -
- Guys and Sex
The site says that these boys are 100% straight. Now I personally don’t care either way because most of the men are very cute and seem to have great cocks and asses, but they are also really quick to go down on each other, and in some cases even have a hot fuck session, so I may have to call bull shit on the 100% straight aspect of the site. (I wonder if the Better Business Bureau would do anything about false advertising? LOL) The men on StraighBoysJerkoff.com are for the most part pretty cute, although the quality has gone down considerably since the site started in 2005, and they all seem to be enjoying themselves on camera, which is a huge plus for the audience. The problem is that the production is so haphazard and unappealing, that the boys don’t really get to shine. Their pictures are terrible, and once you get to the scenes it takes a while for the cock pumping to begin. The boys do a good job at making the site at least somewhat enjoyable, but this may be a case of a little to little to be effective. -
- Value
StraightBoysJerkOff.com is about 30 dollars a month, and for that price you get access to all of the videos, pictures and updates as well as full access to the five other sites within the network. This is definitely a quantity over quality deal, but with new material added almost daily, you are sure to find something worth watching. There is also a pay-per-view theatre featuring a ton of lower budget DVD releases, and links to live web cams, but nothing else to spectacular or enticing to really make this site stand out. -
- Overall Impression
This site seemed to start out in the right direction and over the past few years it looks as though the creators just kinda gave up at making it something really special. The scenes are pretty repetitive, there are no interesting locales, or exciting scenarios to appreciate, and although many of the men are cute, others are not so appealing. There is a lot of material to watch, so if you dig, you may be able to find something that you want to see, but with so many stellar jerk-off sites available, this one just seems to fall flat. -
- Bottom Line
This is a tepid site featuring some pretty standard sex. -
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