- First Impression
I love the title. Straight Naked Thugs is one of those sites you feel compelled to check out even if you think it’s going to be stupid. Yes, it is stupid; it’s also kind of fun. The site uses homey slang to lure you in, and then has links to Alpha Thugs and Fresh Thugs and Bitchin Down Thugs Together. Come on, you have to look! And you got to love a site where the creator has a note on the homepage saying “Spend some time with us, get your nut off or whatever. Just be cool and put some green in our pockets.” Or, at least you have to love the concept. Straight Naked Thugs is very limited in its scope. Just like your closeted hot next-door neighbor car mechanic, the potential for awesome sex is there—they just need a little encouragement. - Navigation
The site’s not that well organized and they make a big mistake upfront by showing you the DVDs they want you to buy. Also, log on to the updates and you’re getting photos, not videos. Most people I know who want to get off go for the videos first—if they like the guys, they’ll check out the galleries. What you’ll realize after a bit is that these clips are teasers for the films—everything is short; one or two minutes, and no cum shots that I could find. You can go through the whole back catalog and you can do a search for models. As for the different genres, regardless of the link it’s all pretty much the same guys. -
- Content
The photos are great, extensive, and very professional. You can watch them all in a gallery format, and you’re not going to get bored. The videos are amateur all the way—and proud of it. The camera moves around and shakes and goes under and sideways and kind of reminds me “Wayne’s World.” Obviously, that’s the point. The men talk a lot, say a lot of stupid-ass things, act as “thuggish” as possible, then whip out their cocks and stroke. Most of the stuff is solo, but there are some group shots. You can stream or download in Quicktime. The site updates its photos about twice a week and its video clips about once a week. All of the material is exclusive to Straight Naked Thugs. -
- Guys and Sex
In case you haven’t figured it out yet, the guys are tough and straight (uh huh). While that’s the niche, within that genre some of them are kind of muscular, some are pretty skinny, and almost all are very young. All of them look like they could work at the nearest 7-11 or your local gas station. And, oh yeah, they all look like they might gay bash you when you turn away. That clarified, a lot of them are hot, in that greasy sort of way. There’s no real manscaping here, and no overly buffed bods. Each one I saw enjoyed showing off for their camera, and looked as if he’d done it quite a bit. The big disappointment is that you don’t get to see anal or the cum shots. I’d love to see how these guys do when it comes to the Big Bang, but I don’t like the site enough to want to buy any of the DVDs. My guess is that a lot of people will feel the same. What you do see is lots of flapping cocks and lots of stroking. -
- Value
The idea of Straight Naked Thugs is very cool. Most guys are going to enjoy the concept, and they’re also going to be disappointed. There’s always trouble when a site serves as an advertisement for bigger things (think of all the major porn sites that only allow streaming, while directing you straight to the DVD store). If you pay for a site, there should be a sufficient amount of material to get you off without paying for more stuff. As much as I liked some of these clips, none of them made me want to keep jerking off, because every clip got cut off before the really good stuff. -
- Overall Impression
I like the look of this site, and I recommend it for laughs. It’s more of a party favor than anything else. I hope next time I check it out I see some really good hardcore clips thrown in with the cock-flapping and dumb mumbling. At least take a tour; you’re sure to get a good chuckle, if not a good woody. -
- Bottom Line
Straight Naked Thugs is a site of macho homeboys jerking off for the camera. The guys are kind of hot, but the clips are short. -
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