- First Impression
I really struggle with how to start out this review. I could talk about how bukkake is a Japanese noodle dish as well as a gangbang facial and then make some sort of overdrawn analogy comparing how udon looks to how cum looks, but you can't eat cum with chopsticks and if you could, you probably shouldn't because…I don't even know how to finish that sentence, mostly because now I'm hungry for udon or pad Thai. Rather, I'm going to talk about how I love cum. I mean, that's the entire point of sex, right? Sure, sex in and of itself feels good but without that climaxing denouement, than it's just a bunch of thrusting until you get bored. And for someone like me--who gets off on the dirtiness of sex, that is how sleazy it can make you feel if done right--then the more the better. This whole bukkake thing is intriguing, and I wish to subscribe to its newsletter.
- Navigation
In that case, BukkakeBoys.com looks like it could be a Christmas present wrapped up in a sloppy little bow, just for me. The guests homepage shows me everything I need to know about this site: there's going to be a lot of cum. Besides a group shot of a guy on his knees sucking a ton of cocks, there are video updates, each accompanied by a snapshot of the lucky bottom's face covered in cum, with a little chyron showing how many cumshots he took to the face. Sign. Me. Up. When I make to log in, an entirely new web browser opens up which is a little superfluous and slightly annoying. Additionally, all the fun artistry of the guests home page gets lost as the site design becomes a bit blockier and more clinical, for lack of a better word. However, cum abounds and that's all that really matters. The navigation is a little tricky. Besides the fact that things are a little wordy, those words are also pretty small. It seems like a weird thing to point out, but when your navigation buttons are the same size as your updates font, it's difficult to figure out where to go. But I'm young, so I forebear. -
- Content
Once I finally figure out where I'm going, I head for the videos first. Dur. The videos can be sorted in tons of different ways, including by rating, production year, title, release date…you get the picture. You can also search by keyword, video star, producer and many other ways. It's cool but at the same time, who knows the producer of these videos? Anyway, I sorted by rating because I want to know what other users think is hot. As luck would have it, one of the most recent updates is the second-highest rated video on the site, so that's where I'm going to start. Videos can be streamed online in Flash format (both regular and hi def) as well as MPEG in medium and high quality. If your'e going to download, MPEG medium and high qualities are your two options. Something rather annoying about selecting the videos you want to view is that in order to choose how you want to watch it, a new subpage opens up. I just want to go to a page that's all about this one video, not having pages keep opening up. The image galleries available at Bukkake Boys have both original content and screencaps from the movies. These can only be viewed in a slideshow format. To download, you gotta do it one by one; there's no bulk download option. -
- Guys and Sex
Now, the content itself is interesting. The videos tend to start out with some interviews of the bottoms, then some group talks with the tops and it's weird. I don't know why, but I don't really care about back story and talking. I just want to see fucking and sucking and cumshots. Don't waste six minutes of my life getting to the money shot, so to speak. Additionally, the bottoms are usually hotter than the guys cumming on them which I guess is a good thing, considering their the ones whose faces are going to get covered in cum. Especially Lame Richards (yes, that's his real name), who does not waste any time once a dick gets put in his face. In general, the sex seems kind of like an afterthought. Whereas at most other paysites the sex is the hot part, at Bukkake Boys, it's just the means to an explosive end. This is both good and bad as it ultimately makes the facials seem hotter but, at the same time, if the sex were consistently tantalizing it would just enhance the cumshots at the end. One thing about the sex that is good and much appreciated is that when it comes to butt-fucking, it's always bareback. While I know the purpose of bukkake is the multi-shot facial, it would also be nice if there were some multi-shot…um, assials? Assshots? I wish that sometimes, everyone were cumming on the bottom's ass. There we go. -
- Value
Bonus content is extensive. There are a shit ton of bonus videos. I didn't count them myself but if the site is to be believed (and why would they lie?), there are more than 490 pages of bonus videos. Additionally, there is also sex chat and recommendations for other hot sites. -
- Bottom Line
BukkakeBoys.com seems like a bit of a hodgepodge of a site. For every two steps forward, there are two steps back, leaving the site almost ending where it began. If it weren't for those cumshots, I'd say don't bother. But really, Bukkake Boys is a site that doesn't skimp on the good stuff. -
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