- First Impression
I'm just going to jump right into this. Skater guys? Emo guys? Punks with tattoos? So effing hot. It's one of those things where i just cannot explain why. I think it's that they don't care. They really don't. It's like there's this thing, and they don't care about it. Two middle fingers in the air, both aimed directly at the man, while they skate on down the road, all emo and goth and alternative. I won't lie, this alternative type of guys is pretty high on my wish list. I don't even know what I would do if I had one of these guys all over me.
- Navigation
Which is where AlternaDudes.com comes in and let me tell you, even before I log in, I love it. The guests homepage is pretty simple. A brief description of what you can find at AlternaDudes--the hottest alternative guys, including skaters, rockers, punks, goths, emo guys and guys with tattoos, piercings and more--and a site design that is just completely titillating. And then one Alternadude, shirtless, with tattoos and piercings, looking like he doesn't care in the slightest bit but would fuck you within an inch of your life. Yes, please. Logging in, the design changes just ever so much, to dark reds and some stone font (I can't really describe it, but if you go look at it, you'll get exactly what I mean). And that's it. There's some black, some read and the rest of it is AlternaDudes and it's hot. The layout is a little bulky--in my opinion, just a tad too many video updates on the homepage. I feel like less is more and I don't exactly know where to look. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but with all the video and photo updates, it's difficult for my eyes to land on just one spot--and I really want them to, because these dudes are 98% hot. When in doubt, just direct yourself to the header near the top of the page. There's where you can find anything you're looking for. -
- Content
The delivery of the content is the same as normal, but different also. Videos can be streamed onion but it's not relatively obvious. There's what looks like a screenshot near the top of the page and if you click on it, a new window opens to stream the video. You can jump around the video, which some streaming sites won't let you do. Otherwise, you can download videos for your mobile phone (so fucking classy!--except not), for WMV or MP4. Photo content isn't original per se. They're not screen shots, but just shots that are the same venues as the videos. There's no bulk downloading option here, but you can watch them online in a slide show function. The videos are high definition. -
- Guys and Sex
There's a video called "Evil Clown, Gorilla and Emo fuck a pumpkin and each other in a threesome." I just need you to know that. Re-read that: "Evil Clown, Gorilla and Emo". I'm not even going to finish the rest of the title, because what the fuck?! Luckily, videos like that are few and far between (actually as far as I'm aware, that's the only video even close to that). Otherwise, once I dive into the videos, the "98 hot" statistic actually drops down to about 75%. It's unfortunate, but there are a lot of really skinny guys; it seems like the site focuses more on the emo and goth kids as opposed to the skaters and rockers. Which isn't a bad thing per se, it just feels like there's a certain lack of alternadude diversity. The content, though…these guys fuck to fuck. They don't just fuck to look pretty (because if there's one thing I've always said, it's that the hottest sex is ugly sex); they fuck to fuck. The only thing I don't necessarily like is that there's an abundance of guys just beating off--videos where the guy is just solo and masturbating. I can watch myself beating off in a mirror, I don't need to watch the video. -
- Value
The extras are just kind of…odd. There are "horny calendars for the New Year", a "Valentine 2 for 1 package" or any other oddity among 70-ish other little morsels. These extras are hit or miss, but it's nice that they're not the usual extras (like the blog which is, thankfully, updated every week or the two or three snippets from websites that are "friends" of AlternaDudes). -
- Bottom Line
God. If this is what you get off on, this is your website. I'm not going to sugarcoat it; I think it's wonderful. A little odd at times, but pop an olly and go to town. -
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