- First Impression
Ay, dios mio! I've long had a thing for Latin men. There's something so incredibly sensual about the stereotypical Latin man; the eyes, their lips, the way they can move their hips... I could write a very long, erotic poem about my desire to get with a Latino. I especially love that with the right Latino man, they can give off this vibe that they could slow fuck you for hours. Just have a really langorous fuck session, slow and steamy, constantly bringing you to the edge and then backing off until four hours later, both of you just explode. And then on the other hand, they also give off this vibe like they're going to pull you into the side closet at a party or in the hallway of a business, rip a hole in your underwear and pound one out in 60 seconds. And even though it only lasted 60 seconds, it's still the hottest fuck you've ever had. - Navigation
Oh my, I've kinda built myself up into a frenzy and could use a good fap. Luckily, I get to review HardLatinBoys.com, featuring all you could possibly want in the way of hot Spanish men. As long as you can first get past the guests' home page which is, sadly, all sorts of obnoxious. I think the site designer automatically associated "Hot Latin Men" with the color red, because it's all over. Everything is red: bright red, dark red, regular red...it's a bit sad. What's not red is tropical in nature: sea greens, foamy blues, palm green and sunrise yellow. It's one of the more garish designs I've ever seen. What's worse is, it detracts from the nakedness of the models, which is what people are coming to the site for. Tsk tsk, HLB. Tsk tsk. Upon logging in, it doesn't get much better. Many of those garish elements are still found in the header. This could largely be overlooked, but the designer somehow saw fit for all the accent colors to be fire engine red. The site layout is kind of unfortunate as well, as boxy and basic. The navigation is pretty simple. As long as you can get your cursor to the left side of the screen, you're good to go. -
- Content
As with other websites within this network, both photo and video content can be organized in a few different ways. If you wanna nerd out and memorize the names of your porn, sort your porn alphabetically. If you get off on chronology, sort by date. Otherwise, sort by the best way possible--rating. Other viewers have already gone through here and rated the videos that are the best. Trust their opinion. Now when you get to watching the videos, there a few, all-encompassing options. Videos can be streamed online, which is my favorite option. Otherwise, videos can be downloaded for Windows Media Player, Quicktime or Flash-based players. Options for the photos aren't quite as numerous. You either download them one by one, or watch them in a slideshow. -
- Guys and Sex
Now that content. Ay papi, that content. So here's the thing: the guys aren't always that attractive. Let's just call a spade a spade. If you were in a bar and you saw some of these models, you wouldn't give them a second look. But even when they're not attractive, the sex...well, the sex is. I don't know how that works. Is it possible that the Latin gene completely overrides any level of attraction or lack thereof? Scientists need to study this, but to be honest it doesn't really matter. All that matters is that the majority of these videos are muy caliente. Even the photo sets, which are just pictures of the videos, are kinda hot. -
- Value
Extra content is pretty hit or miss. Access to Hard Latin Men gets users access to other sites within the network, including Jack Boyz, Bareback POV, Meat Orgy and Bareback Twink. Some of these sites have minimal content, some of them have lots of content. The inconsistency is a bit frustrating. Other bonus content include video on demand, live cams and a blog that doesn't really need to be there (and apparently the blog agrees, as it hasn't been updated since 2008). -
- Bottom Line
When I first saw the site design, I was kind of put off. Thank God I powered through it, because HardLatinBoys.com offers some of the hottest sex I've seen. Honestly, the only way it could be hotter is if it were bareback. Let's get a site design. Until then, ignore the colors and tienes divertido. -
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