- First Impression
Every time I get a new site to review from the guys at Haze Cash, I have to get a little excited. Their sites may not be the most polished out there, but they are definitely always among the most creative and fun and this new site SausageParty.com doesn’t seem to be any different. Even in the tour, I am instantly hit with a bright colors and a fun 70s font, inviting me to, well, a party full of horny dudes and male strippers. I’m not usually a fan of a busy layout, but I have to admit that this site looks fun. The cowboy in ass-less chaps ain’t too bad to look at, either.
- Navigation
I’ve already mentioned that this website has a busy design. Like many sites, though, once you log in it becomes much cleaner and easy to navigate. There’s really not much to Sausage Party, other than the party videos themselves. Up top are some links to Live Webcams and Bonus Sites, but many of them you have to create an additional membership to enjoy. There are a couple of ads on the site, but they are easy to spot, unobtrusive, and some even offer nice discounts to other hot gay porn sites like Naked Sword and Dick Dorm. If I have to deal with ads, at least I get something out of it, right?
Each episode is presented to you with a large thumbnail and a long description, telling you all about the specific party you are about to watch. When you click on a video, it's easy to watch the clip in full or in 1-2 minute clips. -
- Content
The real draw about a site like Sausage Party are the actual videos, which are sometimes silly, sometimes hilarious and sometimes really fucking hot. Each video is about 40-60 minutes long, giving you a nice and lengthy film to enjoy (and makes those 1-2 minute clips really come in handy if you’re impatient or have a slow computer!).
Because this site is brand new, Sausage Party currently has only seven videos (remember though, this is nearly seven hours of content) and they seem to be setting up a regular update schedule of two videos per month. Each video also comes with around 300-500 screencaps to enjoy. Because the content is mostly amateur, the camera can at times be shaky – this is definitely not a professional studio shoot. But the quality is actually really good for streaming Flash videos, offering up to 720p video with a very clean and quick jump speed. -
- Guys and Sex
The guys and the sex…oh my, the guys and the sex. It’s difficult to even describe a site like this, because I have no idea where to begin. Here goes: each Sausage Party video starts the same – it’s a bachelor party, a birthday party, some sort of large gathering of men. Then out comes the hot dog. No seriously, a man in a hot dog suit, complete with sunglasses and a SausageParty.com cap comes in and dances around. Is it weird? Yes. Is it funny? Very. Moments later, out come the strippers. They are in some sort of costume usually (a boxer, a cowboy, you know the deal) but quickly are wearing nothing but a woody and a smile. This is where the craziness starts. Men start sucking the stripper off, one by one. There are lap dances, grinding, hand jobs and eventually, all the other guys at the party get impatient for some action and just start fooling around with each other!
It’s hard to say what type of guy is on Sausage Party, since the partygoers are plentiful and varied. I will say the strippers are pretty hot. Not overly muscular, with a couple of tattoos here and there. And they certainly don't mind having their dick sucked by 20+ guys in a row. -
- Overall Impression
I have reviewed a lot of gay porn sites in my time, and I have never seen anything like Sausage Party. For sheer creativity, this site gets an A-plus. It may not be the most polished or technologically state of the art, but where else are you going to get a up to 50 cute guys in a room sucking each other off? This site is unique, fun and entertaining. -
- Bottom Line
Sausage Party is a unique site featuring large group sex parties, complete with strippers and costumes. It's definitely wild, definitely fun and definitely exciting. -
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