Creampie Guys

Creampie Guys feature hot men who loves getting a nice, hot creampie.

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First Impression

At this point in my porn-reviewing career, I thought I’d seen it all. Not so: I logged onto Creampie Guys not having any idea of what to expect, except probably a lot of cum. On this site, the dudes kiss and fuck and suck and rim. But at the end? Well, that’s when the good stuff happens. After the models get bareback fucked, they unclench their assholes and shoot cum back out. Hot? That’s up to you. Unusual? Yes. It’s a skill I don’t possess myself, nor do I particularly care to, but if it gets you work, add it on your resume. The problem with this site, whether or not you think the genre is a turn-on, is how small it is. There are fewer than 20 videos, and all of the guys look pretty much the same. Everything is amateurish, the cameras shake a lot and the sound is bad, but, hey, the guys shoot cum out of their ass. That’s why you’re here. And if reading that sentence has made you lose your appetite, look elsewhere.

Navigation

The site itself is extremely well designed. Everything is very simple and straightforward. They don’t shove ads down your throat, and they don’t try to look super-cool; the point is to make it as easy as possible to find what you’re looking for, and they’ve accomplished just that. The most-popular videos are listed at the top, and on the left side they have links to the bonus sites and everything else Creampie Guys offers. Once you find what you want, download the photos, or just check them out in a slideshow, and stream or download the clips. It’s as simple as that sentence.

Content

The photos are extensive in showing you what the video contains, but, as I wrote above, there are very few videos. The quality of the photos is good, although they don’t have separate shoots of the models. The videos are in high definition, and the lighting is pretty good. All of the clips are amateurish, shot in ugly rooms. The sound can be distorted, and the “actors” tend to look bored, or at the director, or at the camera. The downloading options are Quicktime or iPod, and there were no glitches. Streaming also works quite well. The site updates about once a week, the oldest clip being from October of 2010. All of the material is exclusive to Creampie Guys.

Guys and Sex

I’m not sure where these guys come from, but they have names like Aca and Igor, and all look to have just hit the legal age limit. Most of them are pale, fairly hairless, not so much twinks as they are out of shape, and not exactly GQ material. Before you sign on the dotted line, check them out. There aren’t many, so make sure what you see is what you like. You’re not going to be able to search and find the next Chris Rockway. There can be something hot about watching young, amateur dudes fucking each other, knowing they don’t have experience and lots of direction, or even makeup and stylists. There were a couple of clips where the guys looked like they were really into it, but for the most part the sex seemed forced and banal. That big finish is sometimes what it looks like they’re gearing up for, as if the director didn’t bother to tell them the fucking had to look sexy too. Perhaps when the casting call just says “you have to do bareback and you have to squirt cum out of your ass,” you don’t get the guys who can fuck like there’s no tomorrow.

Value

The other problem with this site, besides being very new and limited, is that so many of the “extras” are straight. When you check it out, you’ll notice that you get 73 bonus sites. That would be great, but half of those feature women. It’s the same thing with the Networks. Even the adult hook-up site that is offered shows you the women in your area who want to sleep with you. Hello? It’s enough to make you start reading “Playgirl” again. Yes, they have the live cam shows, a Toy Store, and a DVD store, but the extras advertised are really a rip-off. They should narrow it down, or tell you upfront that it’s heterosexual stuff you’re getting.

Overall Impression

Like so many other amateur sites, Creampie Guys is desperately looking for its own niche. Somebody came up with the idea of cum-squirting, and a site was born. Even if that floats your boat, you need to add other elements to keep your audience interested. It’s bareback, and that will turn a lot of guys on, but there’s nothing particularly unique about this site, the guys, or the sex. To top it off, it’s extremely limited, and the extras feature a lot of straight stuff. On the plus side, navigation is very easy.

Bottom Line

Creampie Guys is a bareback, amateur site of guys who get fucked, then squirt the cum back out of their ass. This might be a turn-off for some, or it might be thrilling.

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