- First Impression
The inherent attraction to Matthew McConaughey is the fact that he’s southern. There’s something about a masculine southern boy that can turn on the prissiest of men and women. I have my theories: the working man’s swagger that suggests he knows how to use his hips and is perhaps packing something a little more than average; the southern drawl that hints at the potential for languid throes of love-making or, at the same time, a quick jackrabbit fuck in the cab of an old Ford pickup truck; the idea of sticky, sweaty summer nights that leave you waking up pleasantly numb, outside on a flannel blanket, to a dew-filled early morning sunrise and a good ol’ southern boy next to you, with his favorite toy standing at attention ready to make you feel again. Regardless of what it is, there’s just something about a southern boy that makes you wanna fuck. SouthernStrokes.com cashes in on that exploitation, even taking it as far as showing their models mostly solo, as though inviting you to fantasize just a little bit more that you are the one the models are thinking about while they beat their meat. - Navigation
To start with, Southern Strokes is easy to navigate. Whereas some porn sites have home pages that are bogged down with exciting options, different ways to navigate the site or a shit ton of web ads, Southern Strokes keeps it clean and simple, showing just the latest film update, and then a few more recent video updates. To get into the meat and potatoes of these southern beefcakes, it’s up to the viewer to dive a little deeper and check out the videos. The site itself is also pretty to look at; Southern Strokes pulls off simplicity in site design the way that other web sites wish they could. -
- Content
The videos—regardless of whether they’re solo endeavors or have two or three participants—are also clean and simple in and of themselves, and asset when watching them in order to spank it. They’re well-lit (have you ever tried watch a porn that was all shadows? At some point, you wonder how the top is able to find the bottom’s ass without the use of two hands and a flashlight), and usually well-directed (sometimes, especially for the man-on-man action, one wishes that the camera would just get in there already, to actually see penis sliding in and out of anus). The rooms in which the models interact are tastefully appointed and visually appealing Everything about these videos should—and usually do—add up to viewers having a good time. The videos can be streamed, utilizing Windows Media Player. The videos can also be downloaded with low, medium or high resolution on Windows Media Player, or Mac/iPod compatibility. Within each video selection are also screen caps from that video that can also be downloaded within a zip format. -
- Guys and Sex
The men of Southern Strokes are kind of like the men you might find on other sites such as RandyBlue.com: fratty type guys with nice bodies and dicks who perhaps just need a few extra dollars and are willing to do whatever to get it (God, if only I had a few thousand dollars and a complete lack of qualms about paying someone to fuck me). Because of this quality, the men are rather smokin’ hot. There’s nothing more attractive than a guy who’s willing to try anything once, whether that be jerking off on camera while thinking of his girlfriend, or finally giving in to curiosity and stick his dick where he never thought he’d stick it before. At times, though, even that complete raging hotness isn’t enough to save a boring solo video. Guys, is it to much to ask that you at least breathe a little heavier when you cum? I’d like a little more fanfare before your guys spurt out and say “whoopee!” -
- Value
Some bonuses found at Southern Strokes include profiles for the models, which include some basic statistics (name, height, eye color, age, dick size and sexual role) as well as some model information as written by the site designer/creator. Southern Strokes also gives you a forum, in case viewers really have a desire to verbally dissect the double penetration they just watched. There’s also a call for models (once again, I curse my lack of muscle-y bulkiness) and, interestingly, a tab for “Charity” which currently raised money for Haiti. -
- Bottom Line
If it’s not already well known, SouthernStrokes.com deserves to be well-known. -
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