- First Impression
I love when straight men get theirs. I've been led on by so many straight men who play to my sexuality, tease me with the possibility of something that would result in me writing a Gay Penthouse letter ("Dear Gay Penthouse: I've always wanted to fool around with a straight guy, and last night my dream came true), all in the name of them having a little fun. And they think it's fun for me. Well it's not. It's not, I tell you. They go home to their girlfriends and do all the things to them that I wish they'd do to me, while I go home and search Craigslist for an hour before finally giving up, loading some internet porn and shoot out some knuckle babies before going to sleep.
Not that I've…y'know, done that.
So, FirstAuditions.com kind of does that to straight men. The purpose of First Auditions is to trick straight men into thinking they're going to get to fuck some ladies and "trick them into performing naked" so the camera man can inspect their assholes. Then, Mr. Straight-y Pants has to wank off, thinking he's auditioning for straight porn. It's so simple, I'm disappointed I hadn't thought of it. - Navigation
My absolute favorite part of the guest homepage is the caveat one should not enter "if the sight of young men forced to strip naked and ejaculate" if one finds this offensive. Because, really, you're looking at porn. But that's kind of why it's awesome. The homepage is a little cluttered, in an organized way. The colors are simple, nothing ostentatious, which is great. There's nothing to distract from the porn, but it's not so simple that it's boring. However there's a lot going on as far as updates. It's well organized, but there are so many update notifications that it's a little confusing.
Logging in, the design pretty much stays the same with only a few minor changes. The navigation changes a lot, and not necessarily for the better. The homepage is still cluttered and it makes me feel a little restless. I know that's an odd thing to say, but I'm looking around and there's so much going on that I can't decide where to go. There are also more advertisement for sister sites than I'd care for. Gratefully, there's a bar at the top that makes the navigation simple. You can search through all the men in large or small images, search by name alphabetically (which is odd, to say the least, unless you're at the site often enough to learn the names) or sort by latest updates. -
- Content
Content delivery is a little lacking, in my opinion. Sometimes there's a streaming video, sometimes there's not. When there's not a streaming video it's a hassle as the only downloading options are high or low quality for Windows Media Player. I think it's about time that paysites get hip to the Apple age and provide more downloading options for those users who don't have Windows and don't feel like downloading a new program just to watch porn. Pictures are solely screenshots, no original photo content. There's no bulk downloading options for the pictures; you'll have to download them one by one if you so choose. -
- Guys and Sex
About 90% of the guys are hot like whoa and the other 10% will do. Awesomely, all of the guys are foreign--usually British, Irish or Australian--so they're rocking the accent. And that makes them even hotter. (Why is that? What is it about the British accent that is just so effing dreamy?) The videos themselves are pretty give and take. It's kind of cool to see these "straight" guys being put through the ropes for something that's not even going to pan out for them, and be in on the joke. At the same time, there's only so much poking and prodding and jacking off you can watch before you want more. When they're hot, though, they're hot. And it's all due to the the straight guys. When you've got a hot guy with enough chemistry and personality to cross the camera all the way into your home, you can watch them jack off for forever. -
- Value
There aren't any extras here. The closest you'll find to extras are links and preview videos of sister sites like RuggerBugger.com, CMNM.net and StraightHell.net. -
- Bottom Line
For the genre-specific site that it is, First Auditions is pretty decent. While it could stand to improve in some areas, it's enough to get you off. -
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