It's Gonna Hurt

It's Gonna Hurt is a site where giant dicks are stuffed into tight assholes...and it's gonna hurt so good! Part of the Big Daddy bonus network hub.

Forum Discussion

First Impression

I’m going to let you in on a little secret that straight women and gay guys like to keep under their tastefully appointed hats:  size matters.  I mean, yeah, duh, size matters: if you’re really tight, you want something smaller and if you’re really loose (Heaven forbid) you want something bigger.  But that said, any person who holds up their pinky finger and tells you that that’s all they need to get off is a lying whore who talks about their boyfriend’s tiny dick behind his back, secretly wishing he had just another couple of inches.  That’s where ItsGonnaHurt.com comes in (so to speak).  And trust me, it’s gonna hurt.  (And if it doesn’t hurt, well, that’s a bottom of a different color).

Navigation

Upon first visiting It's Gonna Hurt, my first impression is “ouch.”  No, seriously.  These cocks are huge, and real (it’s hard to fake a cock that nearly obscures a guy’s face when said cock is laying on said face).  The site is pretty easy to navigate and for once, that simplicity works to the site's benefit.  When the payoff is a giant elephant cock, you don’t really need any fanciness going on within the website.  Just pick a video and watch.  The aesthetic of the site is perhaps a little bland:  the homepage just has videos set out chronologically, with a brief description underneath.  Visually, the site could use a bit more work to be more appealing.  But again, is that really necessary when the purpose of the site is to watch bottoms take 20 ounces of dick in a 16 ounce ass?

Content

Right now, there’s not much content on the website.  With 24 videos total, It's Gonna Hurt seems to still be building its fan base (though, let’s be honest, with those 24 videos, I’m already a fan).  The site does a great job of updating weekly however, so points for frequency.  For each video, viewers have the option of streaming the entire movie, streaming scenes from the movie, or just checking out screencaps—so, not photo sets with original content, but it’s helpful to be able to pinpoint what happens where in the video, if you want to just fast forward to the perversity of giant cock in tiny hole.  The videos are nicely shot.  They’re crisp and clear, well-lit so that you can see every horse-equated inch.  Videos are sorted by latest updates or top rated updates, or you can just go to the home page and see ‘em all.

Guys and Sex

The content of the videos themselves is, well, hot.  Hotter than I expected, really.  As I mentioned before, there’s something perverted about watching a cock the size of a baby’s arm plumb the depths of an excited bottom.  The reveals themselves are amazing:  bottoms sitting in a chair with the tops sauntering up in basketball shorts until, in one swift motion, the shorts are pulled down and the cock just flops into the bottom’s face.  It’s amazing, really.  The look of wonder on the bottom’s face is tantamount to watching a child get his first bike on Christmas Day.  Like, “Look at my new toy that I get to play with!”  And trust me, they do.  Hands go around that giant phallus like the bottom is grabbing on for dear life.

At the moment, there are only a few models with giant cocks, and all but one of them are ethnic in some way (not that this is a bad thing—it’s not, at all).  Hopefully, as It's Gonna Hurt expands, so will their model base.  That’s not to say I don’t enjoy the models they currently have, but it’s also nice to diversify, to get other models with other big, giant cocks into the picture.

Value

As far as extras go, they’re also as minimal as the site content itself.  Under the tab “dates” seems to be a live webcam site.  The money that pays for your membership to Its Gonna Hurt also gives you special deals on five other awesome porn sites, including the long-running and ever-popular Bait Bus website, and the up and coming HazeHim.com, which features real videos sent in from real fraternities of pledges doing anything they can to get into the fraternity of their choice.  Additionally, you can check out reviews of other gay porn sites under the “reviews” section, which shows porn site reviews as seen on NudeReviews.com.

Bottom Line

It’s Gonna Hurt reveals to its viewers that there’s a whole galaxy of cock just waiting to be discovered.

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