- First Impression
"Felching on the net since 1945." I won't lie, but that makes me giggle, because what? Felching on the internet since 1945? How is that even possible? Felched.com promises that it's the only felching website online which...well, that just isn't true. The homepage, though, shows me this might be the dirtiest felching website online. Seriously, this looks like some raunchy shit. I'm not one to be embarrassed, but I felt a blush creeping up my cheeks checking out this homepage. Any doubt as to whether or not this is going to be dirty needs only to watch the sample video streaming at the top of the page for what is quite possible the biggest creampie I've ever seen from one man. Balls on a plate, it's insane.
- Navigation
Once members log on and are able to view the members area, all that changes. What was once dirty and filthy and hot becomes cold and clinical and off-putting. Grays and whites and blues and it just doesn't work, man. It's not on. It's the kind of site design that you'd learn in a Python class (holy shit, I just busted out some old school programming lingo, wtf?). The navigation is simple but it's, like, what does it matter if the site design doesn't back it up? -
- Content
When looking for the content, I at first couldn't find any videos. Clicking on "content" shows 9 pages of galleries, but I couldn't for the life of me find videos. It took me a few minutes to discover that each gallery had both photo content and video content. It's a bit confusing. The videos can be downloaded to watch however or they can be streamed in Windows Media Player - sorry, Mac users. Pictures can be viewed one by one, in somewhat of a slideshow fashion, or they can be downloaded, but not in bulk fashion. -
- Guys and Sex
The content is lackadaisical at best. The guys aren't really that attractive, and the sex is kind of "enh". The models seem into it, but it seems like they're constantly grasping for this status that's just out of their reach. There's not much more to say about the guys and the sex. It's just there. -
- Value
In addition to the normal every day content Felched offers Live Cams, where viewers can "watch real time chat with sexy gay men everywhere around the world 24/7". This is a free service that members do not need to pay extra - unless you want a one-on-one show. There are bonus videos as well, but only four of them. Finally, there's also Video On Demand, in case you feel like spending more money to watch porn that may or may not hit the mark (although, one of the videos on demand is Dirky Yates, which is all about real military men...woof). -
- Bottom Line
Felched has a great concept and at one point, had a great starting off point. To be a front runner in its genre, it really needs to step up its game. However, for a quick go-to jerk session, it'll get the job done. -
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