George Reker is a/enjoys dick

My home town continues to make me proud.

George Reker, certifiable asshole and blatant homophobe, is the co-founder of the Family Research Council, a group well known for protesting all things gay and, generally, stinking up the whole country with their anti-gay efforts.

Reker usually spends his time with buddies like Ann Coulter, so it was a little surprising (read: hilarious) to learn that he hired a gay “rent boy”  to accompany him on his recent 10-day trip to Europe.  Reker landed at Miami International Airport with “Boynextdoor/Geo” in tow, a young and smooth twink he found on Rentboy.com.

Since the scandal broke, Reker has admitted that he found the escort on Rentboy.com, although he’s spewed a myriad of excuses since then. Joe. My. God. gives a couple of my favorites, including:

“My hero is Jesus Christ who loves even the culturally despised people, including sexual sinners and prostitutes. Like Jesus Christ, I deliberately spend time with sinners with the loving goal to try to help them.”

and also that he really just needed help carrying his luggage. Really.

Amazing.

The Miami New Times initially broke the story, but as a Miami native myself, I was unsurprised to discover that their reporting sucks (newsflash: it always does). Luckily, Unzipped.net has found “Boynextdoor/Geo.”  You can enjoy his picture above and also make fun of Reker’s horrible pornstache.

-Shelly

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