Good bye, New York
This week I sobbed a little into my pillow as the third season of the Real Housewives of New York finally came to an end. No more crazy Ramona eyes, no more Bethenny quips, no more waiting for Luann to pull her head out of her ass and realize she is the biggest waste of space on the planet. I laughed and cried as Jill and Bethenny suffered through their tragic “friend divorce” and hope that they will work it out so they can both come back next season because without them, the show is basically Orange County. And what the hell will I do without that complete lunatic Kelly Bensimon scaring me every week with her pathetic attempt at human communication. It’s a loss that I’m sure I will get through, but still…it is hard to say goodbye. I will try to endure with those bat shit crazy women from New Jersey, and I am sure Atlanta will also give me some relief from my pain, but really there is just simply no replacement for the women of New York. Thanks for being complete mo-rons and reminding me that just because you are rich doesn’t mean you are sane.
-Dylan
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