Parker London, you broke my heart!
Dear Parker London,
I think you are so very, very good looking. Really. I like your body and your tattoos and I dig that scruffiness you’ve got going on. I mean honestly, you look like this:
This is why you hurt me so badly.
Recently you were down in Miami and you and I did not get together and have mad passionate sex and live happily ever after. Now. I know I’m a chick. And you seem to dig dudes. But I think we could have made it work.
But really, you broke my heart because you were in Miami at the very moment I turned….urgh, must I say it? The moment I turned …th..thhhh…thirty! I turned thirty and all I wanted as a birthday present was you! Maybe like this…
Apparently it was not meant to be. Which is how you broke my heart.
Love,
Brook
Dear Readers of this Blog,
I know I sound crazy. Many of you might be annoyed that I wanted to steal one of your hot gay porn stars. But you can just chalk this blog post up to a fit of insanity brought on by an addition of a 3 to my age. No. Not 13 and not 23. But 30. I’ll survive this. I think I’m just going to go look at Boys + Cats until I feel better.
Yours very truly,
Brook
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