Crush on Colby Keller: still intact

So, some third grader in Washington DC did what I wish I would have thought of, and made a list of 90 types of bitches. Her teacher found the list on the floor (albiet, missing numbers 44 through 58 due to a lost page).

The man of my dreams, AKA Colby Keller, has put out a dramatic reading of the list. You can also read along here, but why would you want to?