What’s the best way to get yourself off?
Everyone masturbates in a different way, and recently I’ve been discussing the easiest and most effective ways to get off. If I’m really horny and don’t want to wait long for release, the old “pillow under the cock” trick works best. It’s how I first started masturbating as a kid, and it’s still the best method. (I don’t know if this works best for tops—maybe someone else can answer that.)
Stroking with your hand is probably the most common, but even that varies. Do you do it sitting down or standing up, or on your back? Do you use lube or just rough it? My ex had to do it standing up in the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror. I never understood that, but it always made him cum. He never looked at porn, just his own muscular body.
Tommy Defendi strokes it for You Love Jack; click for full gallery
If I’m on my back, in bed, I can jack off very easy without any lube whatsoever. Granted, if there’s an old shirt around that helps. Usually this works because I woke up with a raging hard-on, and it’s just a matter of getting it over with.
If I want to jerk off to porn, but I’m not already up, or I’ve been having a lot of sex, it takes a while with my hand. (I don’t know how guys switch hands or use both, but I know guys who do that.) It always works, but it’s not usually quick release.
Other ideas are in the shower; sometimes the feel of warm water and soap makes guys want to shoot a load. And a lot of men I know will finger themselves while they’re jerking off. I don’t do this; it distracts me for some reason. Short of sticking a vibrator up your ass, I hear this is the most effective way to do-it-yourself.
-David
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