Let’s Talk About Famous Butts

I saw Friends with Benefits last weekend, and, if you don’t know already, Justin Timberlake shows off his naked ass several times during the flick. I must say, I was impressed; taught, smooth, nice. It doesn’t have a particular identity, but then again neither does the rest of his body.

I’d, of course, do his butt, and it got me thinking about some of the other famous butts I’ve seen onscreen and how they rate.

Mario Lopez (left) showing off his butt in a scene from Nip/Tuck

Mario Lopez: Not only is he just about the most beautiful man in the world, his butt should have its own publicist. You should definitely take a visit to Mr. Skin and check out the scene from Nip/Tuck where you get quite a nice glimpse. Perky and all bubble. It’s even hotter than his other dimple.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Love and Other Drugs isn’t a very good flick, but you get to see Jake’s hot ass a lot! He’s tall and pretty slim, but his butt is so tight it makes you know why Heath Ledger’s Brokeback character couldn’t wait to slide into that fine piece of cowboy. Trivia: You also see his ass briefly in Jarhead.

Ashton Kutcher: You get a glimpse of the pretty boy’s ass in No Strings Attached, and it’s nothing to shake your stick at. It’s kind of skinny and lean, like him. Nothing wrong with it, but it has nothing on all the amazing other butts you can check out.

Mark Ruffalo: This guy’s always showing off his butt, and I have two words for him: Gym now! It’s saggy and dull, and it’s no wonder it takes a lesbian in The Kids Are All Right to enjoy it.

Daniel Craig showing off his bod on the beach

Daniel Craig: He’s the Ass God, after you see him in Casino Royale. Any hot and horny gay guy (and a lot of straight ones) would be thrilled to live in that ass and eat food off it in the morning. It’s tight, it’s round, and it’s bitable.

Next up, I’m gonna make a list of the porn stars with the most fuckable butts. Stay tuned…

-David

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