Christina Aguilera’s Drunken Night

Christina's mugshot leaked later Tuesday afternoon

I guess I just don’t understand why rich people would still be busted for drunk driving. I mean get a limo and drink all you want idiots! Songstress and Britney Spears sparring partner Christina Aguilera proved that she too still has some “Dirrty” left in her when she became the latest casualty of drunken arrests. The 30 year old was taken into custody after her boyfriend Matthew Rutler was booked for drunk driving. The authorities found Ms. Aguilera to be “highly intoxicated” and arrested her for the relatively minor charge of public intoxication.

Okay, so yeah maybe the arrest was dumb because she wasn’t even driving, but still, you are rich!!!! Get a helicopter to pick you up, call a friend or your publicist or someone that works for you. It isn’t that hard to figure out. After flubbing the words to the National Anthem at this year’s Super Bowl and stumbling on stage at the Grammy’s you would think the chick would know not to make too many more stupid mistakes because eyes are already on her. Who knows, maybe since Burlesque bombed like Hiroshima she is just setting herself up to be on a future season of Celebrity Rehab in case the whole “singing” thing doesn’t work out.

-Dylan

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