Archive for the ‘Ramblings’ Category

Cocky Boys: Yes Please!

Y’all, I know that I’ve reviewed Cocky Boys already and you know how I feel about it. But I don’t think I’ve properly shared how I really, really feel about CockyBoys.com:  If it were a penis, I would keep it inside me at all times.  Extreme, yes, but the amounts of love I have for [...]

Fucking with clothes on?

There’s something incredibly sexy about watching men get fucked with some of their clothes on. As for the type of clothing that is the most hot, I’m all about the suits. There’s a Lucas Entertainment video that has all the guys in office-wear, and it’s a boner-fide hit. In the clips, the guys are eventually [...]

What’s the best way to get yourself off?

Everyone masturbates in a different way, and recently I’ve been discussing the easiest and most effective ways to get off. If I’m really horny and don’t want to wait long for release, the old “pillow under the cock” trick works best. It’s how I first started masturbating as a kid, and it’s still the best [...]

Now Let’s Talk About Famous Pornstar Asses…

Earlier today, I blogged about hot celebrity asses (Daniel Craig, you’re still a solid A in my book), and I thought I’d try to figure out which porn stars have the best butts. I’m gonna start off with my favorite. Cody Cummings: Lots of guys don’t like this guy or his site, CodyCummings.com, because he [...]

Let’s Talk About Famous Butts

I saw Friends with Benefits last weekend, and, if you don’t know already, Justin Timberlake shows off his naked ass several times during the flick. I must say, I was impressed; taught, smooth, nice. It doesn’t have a particular identity, but then again neither does the rest of his body. I’d, of course, do his [...]

People I’d Fuck: An Ongoing List…

Own your sexuality, people. Everyone has a list of people they’d fuck. This is mine, and why. 1. David Boreanaz, because he looks like he’d work you over good and leave you exhausted. 2. Liz Phair, for the same reason. 3. Robert Pattinson, because it would make me feel dirty in a lot of ways, [...]

You Won’t Find A Boyfriend

Listen up, my gaybies (that’s “gay babies”, in case you didn’t know. And no, I’m not calling you babies, like, you’re immature little children, I’m calling you babies as a term of endearment. God, now I’m all distracted. Lemme start over.).  Listen up, my gaybies, because I’ve got something you really need to hear: you’re [...]

The pros and cons of ass play

To the casual reader that title might mean the same thing. But to me, it’s very different. Rimming is hot and sexy, and the sight of a man pushing his tongue into another guy’s cheeks is downright romantic. There’s also something beautifully submissive about a macho dude opening up his butt for male tongue. Ass [...]

Do Away With Doggie Style

I just want to put this out there…I hate doggie style. This is gonna be a complete blog about why I wish they would do away with the position altogether in porn so bare with me. First off I know the position is easier to top in because with the pressure of the lights and [...]

Enjoying the mystery

At my place of employment (what, real life?), there is a security officer who is…words can’t really describe the hotness of him.  There have been times I’ve responded to an issue and he’s been there (let’s call him Officer Do-Me) and I’ve literally lost my ability to speak.  In his full uniform that makes his [...]

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