Archive for the ‘Stephen’s posts’ Category
How to Succeed in Gayness Without Really Trying
Way back in the day (okay, only like six years ago, but still) when I lived in Other City, I loved going to the Big Gay Dance Club in town. There were always a ton of hot gay guys, many who would dance with me; the bartenders made excellent drinks (I can still remember my [...]
Stephen’s Dirty Thirty for ’11
The Tales of the City series by Armistead Maupin is one of my favorite things to read. And since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I’m going to crib something from one of his characters. In one of the books, Mouse comes up with New Year’s Resolutions, but for Valentine’s Day. He calls it [...]
Why I Don’t Like Twinks
If you’ve read any of my blogs or paysite reviews, there’s one thing that should be painfully obvious: I don’t like twinks. That is to say, I am not attracted to twinks. I mean, yes, there’s been the occasional twink where I’m like, “Woof, let’s go” but for the most part, I’ll pass on the [...]
“Do me hard!” and other porn pet peeves…
Porn is pretty awesome. I mean, duh. If you’re a porn star, you get paid to have sex with other people, which is awesome. And if you’re not a porn star, you can watch other people have a ton of sex and satisfy whatever primal urges you have (which is delightful for people like me, [...]
A Pitch for Bravo TV’s resident hottie Andy Cohen…
Dear Andy Cohen, Um. Hi. How’re you doing? *bashful smile* Lord, you’re so pretty. Can we make out a little bit? Shit, I already got distracted. Okay, so there are some things I want to go over with you. Let’s start with Bravo TV and how you’ve made it gayer than Christmas at Liza Minelli’s, [...]
Spitting: A New Appreciation
I’ve never been a spitter. I personally don’t see why people would spit after a blowjob. I mean, if it’s taste or texture I could certainly understand. If it’s an STD thing, I’m like, “Just put a damn condom on it because even just getting cum in your mouth is a bad idea and if [...]
Let’s Talk Fisting
Okay, let’s just jump right in: fisting? Who invented fisting? Why did they invent fisting? What is it about fisting that gets people off? When did fisting sound like it would be a good idea? Where did the idea for fisting come from? How does a fist fit inside of a colon?! *inhale* Now that [...]
National Coming Out Day
Hey y’all. I usually stay away from “serious” stuff in this blog because why would you come to a porn review site for serious shit? That would be like going to see a romantic comedy and they end up talking about, like, euthanasia and whether or not cloning is ethical. But today is National Coming [...]
Straight Men are Evil
A long time ago, there was a meeting of the Gay Man/Straight Woman Coalition. At this meeting, after discussing hairstyles and fashion choices, an edict was declared by the coalition. It is the one thing that all gay men and straight women agree upon, and it is a truth so universally accepted, so undeniably correct, [...]
Safe Word Theory
So you’re in your dungeon with your man and he’s got you tied to a rack, leather hood pulled over your head and a his hand at your throat. He’s flogging you with a cat o’nine tails, you’re rock hard and a few more whips and tugs will send you over the edge. And then [...]
